Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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