i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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