I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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