You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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