margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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