How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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