you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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