have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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