Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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