Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
