Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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