your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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