i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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