walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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