Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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