Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
