Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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