i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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