My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
splinters make it hard to masturbate
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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