just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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