Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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