if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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