Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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