after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
