You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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