But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize