your room smells of hookers.
And success
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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