Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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