Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I looked at my own cervix.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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