I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
