she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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