Soap is not a condiment
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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