when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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