Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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