Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
