therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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