At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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