just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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