question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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