would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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