no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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