Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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