How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
drinking out of a sandbucket again
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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