she was so not down for the gang bang
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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