So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My feet surprised me
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