And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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