Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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