I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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