: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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