This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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