if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
