Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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