3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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