Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
they need to just BURY HIM!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
