SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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